How do I purchase the Hangover Beard?
Just press the Buy Now button on the main page. You can pay using your paypal account or, if you dont have one, any major credit card.
How long will it take for me to get my beard?
Allow up to 3 weeks for your beard to arrive. As Halloween gets closer, allow closer to 1 week for beard to arrive. While youre waiting, grow your own beard and question why you bought a fake one.
Do you ship outside the USA?
No, beards will only be shipped within the Continental US.
Is it made from real hair?
If by real hair you mean really great synthetic hair, then yes, youd be correct.
Can I buy more than one beard?
Sure, the beard can double as a gerkin. You will have to make separate purchases for every beard (sorry about that).
Will this beard make me fat?
No. You will have to do that on your own.
Do you sell other Hangover items like sunglasses, t-shirts or satchels?
No. This site specializes in selling one thing- fake, gorgeous beards. To complete the whole Fat Jesus look, youll have to shop around. But the outfit cant be completed without the beard. Otherwise youll just be a fat, clean cut creep.
Will this beard get me laid?
Yes. Next question.
I can grow my own beard, why should I buy a fake beard from you?
If you can grow your own facial grundle, by all means proceed. But best of luck matching the same luscious thickness that this beard delivers. Its been specially tailored to match Fat Jesus dense grizzle so you wont be left wondering is my beard manly enough? Because it most fucking-certainly is with the Hangover Beard.
Can I drink beer with my beard on?
Unless your state law prohibits it, you can easily get drunk in the beard. You may being to notice your upper lip bristle getting sudsy. The best solution is to drink more.
I dont like the shape of my beard, can I change it?
Definitely. Everyone has their own beard styles and preferences. A pair of scissors and a detailed eye can do wonders. If you need some choices of style, check this out .
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